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Q: What does the receptionist at the sperm clinic say when clients are leaving? A: “Thanks for coming!”

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.

Q: Why do blondes have “TGIF” written on their shoes?  A: To remind them Toes Go In First.

A guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, “Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes…”

Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, “It’s dark in here isn’t it?” The other replied, “I don’t know; I can’t see.”

Q: What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?  A: “It’s pasture bedtime.”

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: Chickens didn’t exist yet.

Q: Why did the duck go to jail?A: Because he got caught selling quack.

Q: Why do bunnies have soft sex? A: They have cotton balls.

Q: How do you get 500 old cows in a barn? A: Put up a Bingo sign.