A lion was becoming rather old and slow and was having trouble catching prey. He decided he needed a disguise so that other animals would not know he was a lion and would therefore not run away.
So he went into a fancy dress shop and bought a gorilla suit. He then headed for a watering hole to see if he could catch something with his cunning disguise. On the way to the hole, he came across two eagles sitting on a rock.
One eagle said: “Hi, Mr Lion.”
The other eagle said: “Where did you get the gorilla suit?”
The lion was devastated. “How did you know I was a lion?” he asked.
The eagles then started to sing: “You can’t hide your lion eyes . . .”