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The Reason

A man was sitting outside the house he was about to be evicted from, he’d divorced his wife, lost his children & job.

He picks up the empty bottle of beer near him, smashes it into the wall as he shouts; “You’re the reason I don’t have a wife”

To the 2nd bottle he says “You’re the reason I lost my children & job” then smashes it!

He sees the 3rd bottle is sealed & still full of beer. 

He puts it aside & says to it “Stand aside my friend; I know you were not involved”

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