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parachutes

There was a plane and it had 5 people in it: a president, a lawyer, a young teenage boy, a priest and a blonde girl. The plane driver said that the plane was going to crash so one of them has to jump off without a parachute because there was …

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light bulb

A Guy urgently needed a few days off work,But, he knew the Boss would not allow him to leave.he thought that maybe if he acted “Crazy”Then he would tell him to take a few days off. So, he hung upside-down on the ceiling &Made funny noises.His co-worker (who’s blonde)! asked …

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better here

A police officer sees a blonde woman crying under a street lamp on the sidewalk. He asks her what’s wrong and if there’s anything he can do to help. The blonde replies, “I lost my wedding ring.” The officer asks, “Okay, where did you drop it?” The blonde says, “About …

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accident

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are driving in a truck. The brunette and redhead are in the cab and the blonde is in the back. They accidentally drive off a bridge into water. The brunette and redhead get out and swim to the surface and wait for the …

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together

Two blondes were trapped in an elevator. One was crying in the corner and the other one was shouting, ”HELP! HELP!” Then the one crying had an idea, ”Why don’t we shout together?” “Okay,” said the other blonde. ”TOGETHER! TOGETHER!”

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washing machine

A blonde is swimming in a river. A man walks up and asks her, “What are you doing in there?” She says, “I’m washing my clothes.” The man asks, “Why don’t you use a washing machine?” The blonde says, “I tried that, but it was too dizzy.

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snowplow

A blonde lady was stuck in a snowstorm when she remembered her dad’s advice: “If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, wait until a snowplow drives by and then follow it.” Eventually she saw a snowplow so she followed it along in her car. After 30 minutes, the snowplow …

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movie

Did you hear about the blondes that froze to death at a drive-in movie theater? They went to see “Closed for the Winter.”

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side

One blonde was on one side of the river and there was another blonde on the other side of the river. One blonde yells to the other blonde, “How do you get to the other side?” and the other blonde yells back, “You are on the other side!”

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