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DIRTY JOKES

Two Tigers

The scene is the darkest jungle in Africa. Two tigers are stalking through the jungle when the one in the rear suddenly reaches out with his tongue and licks the butt of the one in front. The lead tiger turns and says, “Hey, cut it out, alright.” The other tiger …

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An Alligator

A guy walks into a bar with an alligator. It’s about 10 feet long. The bartender flips out and says, “Hey buddy, you gotta get that son of a b.tch out of here. It’s going to bite one of my customers and I’m going to get sued.” The guy says, …

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Naughty Girl

Friend: Dude, I can’t stop dreaming about my crush. Me: Well imagine this… You’re home alone, and your crush comes over to visit. Friend: Ok I can see it… Me: She walks into your room and you’re just sitting there. Friend: Uh-huh.. I’m likin’ this. Me: Ok. So she walks …

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I’m a Man

Me: Say “I am a man” after everything I say. Friend: Alright. Me: You broke up with your girlfriend. Friend: I am a man. Me: You decided to get drunk. Friend: I am a man. Me: You went to the bar. Friend: I am a man. Me: You found a …

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Hippie And Nun

A hippie walks on a bus and sees a nun. Being the straight forward kind of guy he is, he says :”Hey baby, want to have s.x?” The nun says: “God no!”, so she gets off the bus angry. When the hippie is about to get off the bus, the …

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Sperm Bank

One day a woman was working at a s*erm bank when an armed and masked robber bursts in demanding money. The woman has no money and says: “sir you do realize this is a s*erm bank right?” The man replies: “fine then take me to where you keep the sperm …

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Lucky Guys

A white guy woke up in a cell with an asian man and a black man. None of them had any idea what was going on. All of a sudden a mysterious man appears in front of them and says, “If all of your d*ck lengths combined can reach exactly …

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Hand Jobs

A hooker brings a client to her condo on Lake Shore Drive in Chicago. The client asks her if she gives good hand jobs. “You see this condo? I bought it by giving good hand jobs.” Her client tells her to give him a hand job. Afterwards, he is impressed …

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Pickle Slicer

Bill has worked in a pickle factory for several years. One day he confesses to his wife that he has a terrible urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggests that he see a therapist to talk about it, but Bill vows to overcome this rash …

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Why Not Thursday?

A man joins the navy and is shipped out immediately to an aircraft carrier in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. The captain is showing the new recruit around the ship, when the recruit asks the captain what the sailors do to satisfy their urges when they’re at sea for …

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