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DIRTY JOKES

The Barrel

A man joins the navy and is shipped out immediately to an aircraft carrier in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. The captain is showing the new recruit around the ship, when the recruit asks the captain what the sailors do to satisfy their urges when they’re at sea for …

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Adult Toy Shop

A woman goes into a adult toy shop to buy a dildo. She sees one behind the counter and tells the salesman, “I want that one!” He replies, “It’s not for sale.” The woman says, “Please I want that one,” again he says it’s not for sale. The woman says, …

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A Javascript Tutorial

I was watching porn and opened another window with javascript tutorial so I can switch the windows quickly in case my parents walk into the room. Suddenly I’ve heard the door opening, I switched to another window and fell off the chair trying to pull up my boxers quickly. The …

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Talk Dirty Things

The woman had two female parrots who knew how to say only one thing: “Hey, we are sluts. Let’s have some fun!” They kept yelling it all the time until the woman got mad and brought them to a priest. – Father, please, advise what to do with my female …

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The Young Lady

A young lady is buying a box of tampons in the store. They are missing the UPC and won’t ring up. The cashier asks his co-worker to go and check the price of tampax. – Do you mean the kind you push in or the kind you hammer in? Everyone …

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The American Pie

How did you find out your super-hot neighbor doesn’t watch porn? -Well, the other day she asked me to come fix her sink. At first, Iwas really excited until I realized her sink is really broken. Then I have been there for two hours fixing the damn sink. At the …

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Confusion

This guy just started at his new job, working at a p.rno shop. His boss comes out and tells him that he has to leave for a while, and asks if he can handle it. The new employee is somewhat reluctant, but with the boss’s positive comments he finally agrees. …

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