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A man boards a plane with six kids. After they get settled in their seats, a woman sitting across the aisle leans over to him and asks, “Are all of those kids yours?” He replies, “No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints.”

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A guy and his date are parked out in the country away from town, when they start kissing and fondling each other. Just then, the girl stops and sits up. “What’s the matter?” asks the guy. She replies, “I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a prostitute, …

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A Guy urgently needed a few days off work,But, he knew the Boss would not allow him to leave.he thought that maybe if he acted “Crazy”Then he would tell him to take a few days off. So, he hung upside-down on the ceiling &Made funny noises.His co-worker (who’s blonde)! asked …

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Monthly Instalments

Driving home late one night, a man spotted a car on fire. He rushed over to help and saw that a beautiful woman was trapped inside, bleeding to death. He dragged her to safety from the flames, wrapped her in a blanket and drove her to the nearest hospital. Over …

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The Message In The Drawer

In preparation for starting a new office job, a young accountant spent a week with the retiring accountant whom he was replacing. He hoped to pick up a few tips from the old master and studied his daily routine intently. Every morning the experienced accountant began the day by opening …

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Gang Of Armed Robbers

Two accountants were in a bank when a gang of armed robbers burst in. While some of the robbers snatched bundles of cash from the tellers, others lined the customers up against the wall and relieved them of their wallets, watches and other valuables. As the robbers moved down the …

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An Architect, An Artist And An Accountant

An architect, an artist and an accountant were discussing whether it was better to spend time with a wife or a mistress. The architect said he enjoyed time with a wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship. The artist said he enjoyed time with a mistress, because of …

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Insurance Agent

A husband and wife who were in the insurance business liked to get away from the stress of their job by renting a motor home in the country. Unfortunately their hopes of a peaceful vacation were wrecked by fellow campers repeatedly calling on them, asking whether they could borrow butter …

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Urine Sample

A man walked into an insurance office and asked two senior executives for a job. “We’re not taking on new staff,” they said. “But you can’t afford to be without me,” insisted the man. “I can sell insurance to anybody, anywhere, anytime.” “Okay,” they said. “Prove it. There are two …

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The Art Gallery

An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings that were currently on display. “I’ve got good news and bad news,” replied the gallery owner. “The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered whether it would appreciate in value …

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