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Driver License

An old lady in a nursing home is wheeling up and down the halls in her wheelchair making sounds like she’s driving a car. 
As she’s going down the hall an old man jumps out of a room and says, “Excuse me ma’am but you were speeding. Can I see …

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Purse

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde were all talking one day. The redhead says, “Oh my gosh, I went in my daughters purse the other day and I found some weed. I can’t believe she smokes that stuff.” Then the brunette says, “I found a fake I.D. in my …

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Ransom

A blonde woman is down on her luck so she decides to kidnap a child to try to get some extra cash. She goes to a local park, grabs a kid and pulls him behind a tree. She writes a not that says: “I have kidnapped your kid. Please put …

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Washington

A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write a letter to the Lord requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to the Lord, USA, they decided to send it to President Clinton. The President was …

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Sorry

The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One finally ran up, panting heavily. “Sorry, sir! I can explain, you see I had a date and it ran a little late. I ran to the bus but missed it, I hailed a cab but it …

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Mailman

It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family who congratulated him and sent him on …

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High-Tech Communications

After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, British scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago. Not to be outdone by the Brit’s, in the weeks …

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Because I’m a Blonde

One day a blonde came home from school and came to her mother and said, “Hey, Mommy! Mommy! Today in school we learned to count. The other kids could only count to three but I can count to ten….. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!” The …

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Unhappy Blonde

A blonde was so upset about everyone always making fun of her being blonde that she decided to hang herself. A little while later, a couple of guys walk by and see her hanging by her wrists. “What are you doing?” They ask her. “I’m hanging myself.” She said. The …

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Hostess

A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally broached the subject in which the doctor was most at ease. “Would you mind telling me, doctor,” she asked, “how do you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?” “That’s easy,” replied he. …

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