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Three Dragons

A father has three daughters who are all getting married on the same day. He asks his oldest daughter, ”Whom do you wish to marry? She says, ”Father, I wish to marry the man with three dragons on his chest.” He walks over to his second daughter and asks her …

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The Fence

A man strolls into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some condoms. She asks, ”What size please?” ”Good question,” he replies, ” I’m not sure,” ”Tell ya what. Right outside, there’s a fence with three holes in it, stick your d.ck in the holes and tell me which one …

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A Camel

An old man finds a condom in his grandson’s apartment and asks what it is. “It’s a condom,” replies the grandson, sheepishly. “What do you use it for?” asks Grandpa. The grandson is embarrassed, so he says, “I use it to keep my cigarettes dry when I smoke in the …

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A Javascript Tutorial

I was watching porn and opened another window with javascript tutorial so I can switch the windows quickly in case my parents walk into the room. Suddenly I’ve heard the door opening, I switched to another window and fell off the chair trying to pull up my boxers quickly. The …

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The Yoga School

The alcoholic came to the yoga school. – Hi, I am an alcoholic. I’ve read in the magazine that yoga helps alcoholics to change their lives. I think I am ready. Can you please give me a few lessons. – Of course, welcome to the family! (Two months later). – …

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What’s Your Occupation?

I go to the gym. One guy often arrives at the same time with me and we spend a few minutes in the locker room. I don’t even know his name. The other men often speak about some nonsense stuff like girls, nutrition tips, or random things about their life. …

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Geography Lesson At High School

– My mother purchased a very nice scarf. Mr. Strongman, can you help me to find on the map the city where this scarf came from? – Sure, I know all the cities in the world. Shoot. – So where is Woven located? – Woven? Are you sure it’s W-O-V-E-N? …

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Neighbor

– When my mother-in-law came to visit us, all people in our apartment including our four kids have been arguing with each other for a week. No one has been listening to each other. That was crazy! – Yeah, I know. However, there was someone who has been listening to …

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A Passenger

One night at 3 a.m. I took a cab and asked the driver to take me home. I was playing with my phone for a while. In about 20 minutes I raised my eyes to realize we are in a bad part of the city and I noticed we are …

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Hot Chicks

– Hello, 911. I have an emergency. My girlfriend is about to kill me. – Is she there with you right now? – No, she is probably on her way to my house. – Did she threaten you? – No. – How do you know she wants to kill you? …

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